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Use Bison mats to make your favorite movies famous (again)
- Jul 26, 2019
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Let’s get straight to the point. Who’s your favorite movie character? Or the favorite
saying from the movie you like the most? Thanks for asking, our favorites are on our doormats!
saying from the movie you like the most? Thanks for asking, our favorites are on our doormats!
How to celebrate the International Day of Friendship? (Hint: not with salad.)
- Jul 23, 2019
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As Homer Simpsons says, the wise guy we always mention, “you don’t win friends with salad”. Are you prepared for the International Day of Friendship? You should thank us for the reminder (it is on July 30th) and for the next gift ideas for your best friend!
Build your own Bison doormat (in real time!)
- Jul 18, 2019
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How would a Bison from Yellowstone announce “I’ve got news!”? It will look straight in your beautiful eyes (yes, we made you a compliment), and will start chasing you.
Top 20 Bison mats and why we (you should too) love them
- Jul 11, 2019
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What’s your favorite Bison mat? Here are our choices, with clear instructions for when and how to use our doormats:
Happy 4th of July (do your patriotic duty!)
- Jul 03, 2019
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Bart at Bison Mats wishes everyone a happy and safe 4th of July! Remember to do your patriotic duty and check out our 'Murica collection.
How to shush and shoosh tiring politics from your home
- Jul 02, 2019
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The wise man Homer Simpson once said: "the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time”. Exactly your point? Tired of hearing about politics?
How to organize a perfect BBQ party, when Bison mats are involved
- Jun 29, 2019
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We hope you are not here for tips on how to impress your guests with the perfect summer BBQ party. If you want to read about steaks and decorations, go somewhere else.
“I love sex. I love sex. I love sex.” We got it, but be more creative, like our doormats!
- Jun 27, 2019
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Does your doormat match the drapes? If the question did not get you all blushed, you’ve passed our test. You are a sex positive person. Straight or gay, you love sex! Let’s showed it to the world!